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how hard could it be to convince sam ruston to make a mastdon version of flamingo, or better yet add mastodon support to the existing app so I don't have two apps

oh fuck it's 5 am, maybe I should go to bread

okay, the chrome/webextensions version of RES works through Chrome Store Foxified but the firefox version is broken

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so is the the only way to totally clear a firefox extension's data just to nuke the profile, or what

enterprise.enterprise, an instance where we role-play as our forbesonas. uses a custom codebase written in a variant of COBOL that runs on the JVM on an Oracle server.

"hey do you have a twitter"

"actually, no, I use an open source federated social network hosted on a cluster of raspberry pis somewhere in the crawl space under my house"

"what"

"what"

being horny on mastodon is called mastobating

slowly learning all the tiny ways masto differs from twitter

oh so masto doesn't hide a toot that started with a mention if it's not actually a reply to anything, interesting

I would love if there was an easy way to see the local timeline of an instance without making an account/signing in, as well as maybe a sortable list of users

but I understand if this is seen as a security issue/potential abuse vector

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I JUST SAW PREGNANT CLIPPY
IT IS VERY FUNNY.
HUMANITY IS CURRENTLY DESTROYING ITSELF

i have a secret. here, lend me your ears 

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memes in 2017 have a lifespan of like 2 minutes i swear you have to be online 24/7 if you wanna be in the loop

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

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