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throwing out a shirt as a kid:
It doesn't fit anymore
throwing out a shirt as trans:
ew, boyshirt
throwing out a shirt now:
"my bird tried to eat the graphic and now there's holes in it" T_T

noncontraversial contra point 

I've never actually played Contra, but I hear people love it.

I'm sorry, the thought just wouldn't leave my head. May delete later.

cishet white dudes, and privledge. 

It's... it's almost cute to see Critical Role's bad handling of the Wendy's RPG thing rippling into certain people's lives.

"Oh no I can't enjoy my thing anymore because politics seeps into things I like!" wow buddy. Congrats. You're getting a taste of being queer <_<

I'm so sorry for you, and being upset about "super butt hurt" people making you have to be awake of worker safety issues.

LATE night character thinking, lewd mention 

Tired girl with a coffee mug, bed head and a "eat ass and podcast" t-shirt.

And trying to decide which of my characters runs a podcast.

Karkasy maybe, but beak is bad for eating ass.
Temirah? Elise maybe?

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Insomnia 

Nothing like yawning, feeling dead tired... And rolling around in bed for 2 hours and counting.

Melatonin time I guess.

vaguely pol 

You ever just... look at news of youtubers being shit and just go google what Markiplier is up to?

Cause like, damn. He's a good boy he is (even if I don't enjoy his content)

what's the ddeeEEeeEeeAAAaaAaall with hornt posts on my timeline.

ffxiv explained, but horny (spoilers) 

2.0
a machine says you're not allowed to fuck gods anymore. You kill the machine.

2.x
the federal cops and capitalists say you're not allowed to fuck anymore. You kill the concept of federal cops.

3.0
the pope says you can't fuck dragons. you kill the pope.

3.x
the angry dragon says you can't fuck dragons. you kill the angry dragon.

4.0
imperialism wants to fuck your friends. you kill the prince.

4.x
occures.

5.0
You're so busy fucking angles, it almost kills you.

today's listening material:

creepy pasta readers who do not pre-read the material and do not do retakes of fucked up lines.

I guess it's time for A Breadtube Take. 

Stanning man dies of asphyxiation, claims he could not smell the smoke.

late night ff14 

it me, the camp counselor. Here to take you on a hike through the Aurum Vale!

Imma just start calling the Confederate flag the Traitor flag. No reason to give lip service to that vie for legitimacy from racists.

I heard you like bad boys.

Well, I was such a bad boy that I flunked out of masculinity entirely.

@fluxom_alt
"I got an F? How did I flunk out of gender studies?"
"No that's an aptitude test result."
"...oh"

lewd out of context words 

"No but like, it OPTIMIZES the cum"

lewd? 

Pringles:
ridged, for your pleasure.

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