apparently, there's a video game from 1998 where the developer saw FFVII and thought "this is crap, I can do better than this"
predictably, it's terrible in a rather hilarious sort of way
also for some reason it's called Ancient Roman despite having nothing to do with ancient romans whatsoever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD8nc49hSns&list=PLz8YL4HVC87UaE_8TAXo5FM3Ai7UW2vQG&index=106