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Me: Oh i love cats, they're the sweetest critters

Also Me: GIT OUTTA THERE U NERd, THE wIRES ARE NOT fOr yOU TO PLAY wITH

@fillertrack the abs on that sprite were so gloriously unambiguous and i miss it

oh i was wondering why nobody was helping but i guess its only been four minutes. time is a crawl during anxiety

trans hrt help??? 

where do i go for HRT in Portland Oregon i didn't think this was supposed to be this hard or confusing

trans hrt soliciting advice 

I called into planned parenthood about HRT but am pretttyy lost about like,, why i can't involve my insurance with them cause i THought it was informed consent over here in Portland, and im also not sure what the quoted price for undergoing it is actually including, like if its only for the one visit or what and ive been scared to ask cause i already called back in to try and figure it out but all i learned is i'll need to buy the medicine for however much that costs so im still lost jknhjb,hbn

society started going down hill when we started worshiping sky men and not like, big snakes

furry critter, fire 

i drew again for the fist time in ages

Suzie Facts 

Suzie's full name is Suzanne E. Koopington. The E stands for "Elvira". She is extremely embarrassed by this and wishes she hadn't asked her mom for a suggestion for what she should make it when she came out to her.

The two mysteries of Hollow Knight 

1. that the White Palace just ambiently has a bunch of spinning sawblades all over the place

2. that past me somehow managed to get through all of that

@daylight i swear ive seen someone else make this joke lol

as a testament to how real it is

HES THE LEADER OF THE BENCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK TO PICK SOME APPEALS

SUPREME JUSTICE DONKEY KONG

i am both obscenely powerful and impossibly weak

slightly NSFW joke 

i bought a dyson fan and while it's mostly just weird, i can say that the instances of getting my dick caught in the fan blades have dropped to almost zero

lewd shitpost, quoting self 

i quit
im blue ballsing the virtual jorts monster

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