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so the folks who gave us the magnificent Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor have just announced a dog photography game and I think we can all pack up and leave making games to them twitter.com/SundaeMonth/status

i havent used masto in three weeks apparently but looking at my notifs has put me in the exact same place of asking: remember baby groot and all that merchandising

@zoe @daylight i think that was a cold open for the stream too, given what he says at the end

@daylight i watched guardians of the galaxy vol. 2 the other day and it was only your toot that reminded me of when disney tried desperately to make baby groot into their own Minions

@daylight haha i am groot get ur baby gtoort funkopop fun pack today at arbys 2016

re: Porn of my fursona, Musk, Hyper genitals, cum inflation, ridiculous insertion, choking. 

@daylight asdjkbhasdkjh

eyes discussion, soliciting health advice 

anyone know how to actually rest your eyes good?? i swear theyve been bloodshot for like three days straight

ah, to post, perchance to... well the ideal rhyme would be "meme" but i'd hate how itd sound coming out of my mouth so

the recommended stages are already fucked but there are some good ones in there

i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused 

now i'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

food shitpost 

tired: shredded wheat
wired: ripped wheat 💪

oh sure, when generations of ancient humans feed animals and teach them useful tasks it's called "domestication", but when *i* do it it's called "trespassing" and i'm made to "leave the zoo" by "force"

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