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im sick of all the art showing link as the big spoon. link is clearly the little spoon and her girlfriend zelda is the big spoon

fejbrbfbxhhebg the sleeping dog on this couch accidentally made a pillow gently fall over on top of them, spooking them instantly

Steven Universe Broadcast Grumbling 

hey what the heck

sex shitpost, subtoot of gf 

thinking of squamating

Missus tory, give me a yeen, make them the bleppest, that ive ever seen

what do the famous american president named Abraham and I have in common?
We're both link-kin 🥁

[giving a tour of my wizard tower] and this is where the magic happens. and this is where the magic happens. all of this is where the magic h

Talking about the bloated fungal growth that is this diners menu, food 

So me and val are at a lil diner built into a best western hotel and the menu i can only describe as urban sprawl.

It has greek food, italian food, seafood, stirfry, mexican food, philly cheese steaks as a whole section.

Its like 7 pages of information overload.

if you walk without rhythm

you won't
attract
the worm

My good ass bird by @lugh he did such good work! I like that face, that color, that Walkman!

We are at the cursed breakfast ruins. The crackler barrow

thought: nearly every mario game involves bowser kidnapping a beautiful woman, resulting in a (presumably politically charged) conflict in which mario (sometimes alongside an ensemble cast of other warriors) infiltrates bowser's turf to get her back

proposal: you could make a case for almost any mario game being the Super Mario Iliad

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