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PORTMANTDOME: TWO WORDS ENTER, ONE WORD LEAVES

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eyes discussion, soliciting health advice 

anyone know how to actually rest your eyes good?? i swear theyve been bloodshot for like three days straight

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ah, to post, perchance to... well the ideal rhyme would be "meme" but i'd hate how itd sound coming out of my mouth so

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kara!

the recommended stages are already fucked but there are some good ones in there

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Gabs, doggy dog

Gmorning!!! Its gap day!!! Happy 2 me!

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Em

i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused 

now i'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

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food shitpost 

tired: shredded wheat
wired: ripped wheat 💪

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kasran, fourier transfemme

oh sure, when generations of ancient humans feed animals and teach them useful tasks it's called "domestication", but when *i* do it it's called "trespassing" and i'm made to "leave the zoo" by "force"

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shadows b shopping

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sekiro shadows die like a bajillion times

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Voksa

@Oneironott

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bathroom mention, non sequitur 

"I oughta pee before the Wood is done"

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Meggie!!!!

I just got into a car crash bc my brakes randomly cut out, the other person isnt reporting it to their insurance, but im still going to need repairs on whatever broke that caused my brakes to cut out suddenly, pls throw your spare change my way so that i can still have a car paypal.me/MeggieVivi

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Gabs, doggy dog

Destiny 2 Shitpost 

"Alright, mavericks. Ready to see what we're fightin' today?"

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garfield

anybody ever thought about the fact that long novels are connected to a masculine performance of "literary genius" which demands readers' attention over other books for an extended period of time

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Me:
Destiny: humdinger
Me: hahaha fuck you

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Gabs, doggy dog

Halo Garfield: Odie ST

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📼 your moo-ma🔞

Someone give me money cuz I’m tapped out til the 28th, and both roommates are out of cash, and there’s no groceries in the fridge. I will legit pay you back if you want, after I get payed.

paypal.me/imack666

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