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Streamer: boobs make everything better. Just like imagine if like sheep had boobs. Wouldn’t that be great.

Me: dude. Sheep have boobs. All mammals have boobs.

re: negative thoughts 

@Tanuki actually though you look like Gordon Freeman, and come off as really cool

Your daily reminder that in Bad Dudes you’re a muscle bro that saves Reagan from ninjas so that you can eat burgers.

Whereas in Ninja Warriors you’re a bad bitch ninja that kills hundreds of bad dudes and then assassinates Trump.

What terrible thing happened to the brains of people that like daytime talk shows?

The song with the most magickal power is clearly Seven Seas of Rhye.

TIL that bio shock infinite’s Zachary Comstock is based on real life person Anthony Comstock and the setting Columbia is based on the world Colombian exposition (Chicago worlds fair) where he tried to have the belly dancers deported.

Dude bragged of getting 4,000 obscenity convictions and 15 suicides as a volunteer mail worker where he basically just read peoples mail all day.

@shaderphantom it’s the best because patched chrome bugs will always be exploitable on it for weeks after the chrome bugs are public lollllllll

re: joke reply 

@Mycroft can you just... start with like whippet samples instead?

@Antifreeze a lot of stuff but the bark is hell. And they do it fucking constantly. For like 45 minutes at a time.

@pzmyers it’s like you’re not actually a genius if you got all your money from your parents and managed not to loose it by *checks notes* starting an unregulated online bank.

There is nothing on this great mother we call Earth that can annoy the fuck out of me faster than a poodle mix.

@orrery @Lunostophiles@snouts.online trust not a bird who’s rich in flax

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