Amazing thing one of my clients said today... "Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. Your name was a gift from your parents to you. If it doesn’t work for you anymore, you’re not obligated to keep it."

The ability of my Amazon spybot to provide white-noise sleep sounds, and act as an alarm clock it great. But I have apparently learned to tell miss Alexa to stop the alarm, without actually gaining consciousness.
Time to buy an alarm clock that can survive my level of abuse... I have committed multiple counts of Aggravated Chronometracide

@KoBunny Mentioned the snack boxes we are trying...Lesson of the day: a bite of a nice brie, and a green grape together make a joyful song in your mouth! 😋
A bit of peanut butter, and a white grape do not make anything reminiscent of PB&J. 😕 ​

I I believe my @KoBunny has a lot of purpose in life, and in my life... This is just one of the more important ones for me. awoo.space/media/Qx-x1u2PQh8Oh

Things You Hear In A Restaraunt 

Are the potato tots free range?
Dirty rice? The board of health allows them to sell that?
Is the dairy gluten free?

Therapist Rant TL/DR 

I get stuck on the question: So when people come in and have self diagnosed via numerous google searches do you want to Laugh or Cry?
🙈 🙉 🙊
The internet as a diagnostic tool is about as hit or miss a using a random number generator to win at power ball. In most medical cases all roads lead to cancer! But in the mental health sphere, it gets worse... All roads lead to Sociopath, Psychopath, Schizophrenia or may be caused by brain cancer...

Thanks today - My Brain Hurts!

Yea Awoo! The colors here are much less painful 🤣

Now existing in two spaces at once... Thank's @vahnj 🖖

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