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God fucking dammit. I meant to buy tickets to the dirt race at Bristol but I didn't even realize they were on sale. Now they're all fucking sold out. There goes that.

a little over a month until we get to see 40 of the world's best drivers all going for broke over the course of 500 miles

godDAMN I can't wait for the Daytona 500

I'm really good at inventing things that already exist. Once I thought of a way to make a blowback pistol that could take hotter loaded cartridges and then realized I'd just invented the locked breech.

I'd say it's a good combo

AR-15 + Remington 51 🤔

this is how it went when Microsoft tried to buy Nintendo in the early 2000s

holy shit i need to stop staying up until 2 in the morning

weeb sword

this is badass

"Everyone else was doing it" is an excuse you use when your dad finds a baggie of weed, not an excuse for bigotry past and present

I think part of the reason why I dislike the internet so much is because when i first got in-home internet, I thought I was getting it as a convenience. Before I moved to America, I had to go into town to use a computer. But then when I moved to America, I was able to get broadband way more affordably, so I got broadband internet and a desktop. Then eventually I realized that this wasn't a convenience anymore, I actually needed to have it now. At that point in time, I'd lived most of my life without in-home internet. I'd moved to America in my late 20s. So it was just this really sudden jolt that all of a sudden I needed to have an internet connection. I wasn't (and I'm still not) interested in fancy modern tech, except for games consoles. It was like the world was being changed out from underneath me without me having any say in it. That feeling's really only gotten worse since then. If I'd known what getting broadband internet installed was going to lead to, I'd still be driving into town once a week to check my email.

people from Pennsylvania and Ohio are locked in a bitter playful rivalry

I hadn't even heard of playvicious before today

dammit opened up mastodon then INSTANTLY forgot what I was gonna say

Tony Kanaan livestreams are great because I have no idea what he's saying most of the time, so I can just put the stream on in the background and listen to videogame noises + Portugese

jim tubers