historians have determined it was probably not physically possible to look cool in medieval times

the best that one could hope for was owning a modestly nice-looking mule. a good strong mule, to sit on while looking like an absolute dip

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@wolfteeth YOU call it "looking like a dip," I call it "really freakin' stylish liripipe with awesome hose."

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