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Okay, now consider: Tiny dinosaurid feather-type savaging a calzone at the dinner table.

@Soreth
Cute, and I want to see a calzone taken down by a flock of them, now...

Momentum J. Rabbit @Momentrabbit

@Soreth @JulieSqveakaroo "In what will eventually be Alberta, an inattentive Sabre-sausage Calzone has wandered from its herd and been set upon by a nest of //microraptor birbichirpi//, which can cutely skeletonize a Woolly Mammoth-Meal Two Pizza and Twenty Wing Combo Deal in a matter of seconds. The golden-baked bundle never stood a chance. Tomato sauce and mozzarella is everywhere."

· SubwayTooter · 0 · 3

@Momentrabbit @JulieSqveakaroo ...Can anybody get David Attenborough to narrate this?