Okay, now consider: Tiny dinosaurid feather-type savaging a calzone at the dinner table.
@Soreth @JulieSqveakaroo "In what will eventually be Alberta, an inattentive Sabre-sausage Calzone has wandered from its herd and been set upon by a nest of //microraptor birbichirpi//, which can cutely skeletonize a Woolly Mammoth-Meal Two Pizza and Twenty Wing Combo Deal in a matter of seconds. The golden-baked bundle never stood a chance. Tomato sauce and mozzarella is everywhere."
@Momentrabbit @JulieSqveakaroo ...Can anybody get David Attenborough to narrate this?