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Looks like the tiels are finally thinking about nesting. I've never seen a bird so excited to be in a tiny enclosure tbh. I'll have to sew some padding and insulating covers soon!

to explain this: the bongcloud is a joke opening where you move your king forward within the first 3 moves of the game. this is basically never, ever a good idea, it's called the bongcloud as a joke

however, some of the best chess players in existence like to play stuff like this just to kinda. flex on their opponents and make the game harder for themselves because they're just that fucking good

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uspol, longterm 

There's only two ways this all ends: Rainbow Programmer Socks or Jackboots

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

New Burnel Resident: Skimmer Scattershot!

He is a dragon-dragonfly who runs the post! He stores potions in his bag that he uses to change size to deliver giant/small parcels!

A mascot for my new PO Box You can find the address below!
🎨@/ChuKazoo, @/Sherobett and @/artbyPac

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1

What do when "Non-Binary" is your assigned gender?

I grew up Irish and Hippie and totally fucked up, but several things about my upbringing made sense.

White people are Racist.
Cops are Pigs.
Politicians are lying sacks of shit.

Religion 

I somehow ended up a Priest of small and forgotten gods.

This is hard to parse, I used to be Atheist. Now I'm getting DMs from truly ancient beings beyond mortal ken.

That moment where you realize your life under modern late stage capitalism has left you a neutered mess and you need to join a pirate crew and re-learn what it means to be human but you signed a lease and bought a car on a 48 month payment plan.

HRT, Horny 

Gee, Thanks Progesterone.

I'm constantly horny for big drippy cock, but also Women.

And I'm worldly enough to know that finding a femme person with a cock who likes to Top with it is so rare i've found UNICORNS and not found a transgirl who wants to pound someone.

Let alone "Pound someone into the Dirt and make them moan in twelve languages"

Guys, is it still trans if you're taking HRT to be the gender your mom gave you as a kid?

I had a messed up childhood, Enby-ness was shoved on me before I was ready for Gender in general.

This piece by @/Hexacult_Beast on :birdsite: is so wonderful...

"Tiny dragons need kobolds too"

Uspol 

I'd have something to say about what's happening, but I said it six months ago.

I don't see angry people in those mobs. I see scared little boys playing dress up.

The cops aren't doing their usual brutality routine because they're scared little boys playing dress up too.

will people finally realize that violent repression of fascists and curtails on their freedom of speech and political activities are the ONLY tactics that work?

Leave your abusive job, abandon your toxic family, learn to live without the poison fruit of slavery to the system.

A job you don't hate saves more money than the one you can't stand brings in.

As the official spokesperson for grumpy, middle aged, binary IDed trans men, I have gathered you here to state:

Enbies are good. Experimenting with gender is good. You are as valid as you want to be. Nobody owns any of the genders and you can play with them however makes you feel happy, or curious or for no reason at all. Any reason is good as is no reason at all. Free genders for everyone!

2021 is the year of gender liberation for all.

Thank you.

how are people surprised when they figure out that america is fascist, when they literally had to stand at attention and pledge undying allegiance to the state every single morning in fucking kindergarten

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