to explain this: the bongcloud is a joke opening where you move your king forward within the first 3 moves of the game. this is basically never, ever a good idea, it's called the bongcloud as a joke
however, some of the best chess players in existence like to play stuff like this just to kinda. flex on their opponents and make the game harder for themselves because they're just that fucking good
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HRT, Horny
Gee, Thanks Progesterone.
I'm constantly horny for big drippy cock, but also Women.
And I'm worldly enough to know that finding a femme person with a cock who likes to Top with it is so rare i've found UNICORNS and not found a transgirl who wants to pound someone.
Let alone "Pound someone into the Dirt and make them moan in twelve languages"
As the official spokesperson for grumpy, middle aged, binary IDed trans men, I have gathered you here to state:
Enbies are good. Experimenting with gender is good. You are as valid as you want to be. Nobody owns any of the genders and you can play with them however makes you feel happy, or curious or for no reason at all. Any reason is good as is no reason at all. Free genders for everyone!
2021 is the year of gender liberation for all.
Thank you.
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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