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re: food 

@Prof@snouts.online I saw this last night and am sorely tempted.

*Nurbs boosted

"I am not a robot! I am not a robot!" I continue to yell as the Turing cops drag me away. "You told me to click on all traffic lights, but you didn't specify if you just meant the lights or if the metal pole also counts! Human language is ambig-- I meant natural language!"

*Nurbs boosted

gender stuffs 

After two days of wearing tight pants, I've gone back to comfy pants and like. I miss the tight pants, butt and legs are the only parts of my body I don't hate and am willing to show off really. :P

surgery 

@Flora@meemu.org Giving them one last chance to do their thing before you lop em off and put em in a jar!

re: HRT, body size, semi-shitpost 

@AzureHusky Estrogen, apply directly to the butt. Estrogen, apply directly to the butt.

re: Lewd 

@Flora@meemu.org @AzureHusky Hey I was leaving that part out of the story! :P

I do love when you mark your territory. 😊

Work keeps talking about the upcoming costume contest and I get increasingly tempted to fursuit at work.

To be fair this is probably cheaper than a real dog in the long run.

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re: Lewd 

@AzureHusky Cat girlfriend wants tummy rubs...

Or is it a clever ploy.

There's only one way to find out.

re: Lewd 

I mean not the only mark I ended up with but the rest are more easily hidden. :P

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Lewd 

Flora gave me a hickey last night and I've like, oriented my look today around trying to hide it. :(

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