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@Prof@snouts.online same but next time!

@Prof@snouts.online We had an appointment on the same day. Totally coulda split an Uber! Rip

I always do the name in space thing where NASA puts your name in a memory card attached to probes.

I just realized the parker solar probe is probably the first to have my name, rather than my deadname, and NASA's gone and thrown it into the sun.

re: anxiety, bad stuff 

I'm like, really scared I'll never find another tech job, and if I do I'll just fuck it all up again.

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anxiety, bad stuff 

I lost my job today. It was a long time coming tbh. My performance was dropping like a stone.

Anxiety is like, rapidly ruining my life and I just feel so powerless to stop it.

Anxiety 

I hate nothing in this world more than registered mail. Like I was having an alright day, until I learned a mail pickup slip arrived and now I've imagined every possible horrible thing it could possibly be and I'm like, on the edge of a panic attack.

Hair removal 

Laser today. Not very much facial hair left! And only one session to go after this one.

*Nurbs boosted

I love the idea of a witch using mathematical optimization techniques to find the best placement of runes and glyphs in her spell circle, like how computer simulations of plasma flow gave rise to the 5-fold symmetry of the Wendelstein 7-X stellarator

*Nurbs boosted

re: Drugs 

@SomeEgrets I give it a solid 6/10.

*Nurbs boosted

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

re: Drugs 

@srgl@snouts.online Ontario only has online stores until April, but no prescription needed.

Drugs 

I bought drugs from the government and it's weird.

Declaring my sonas a hivemind is a convenient way to never have to think of another character name ever again.

@Flora@meemu.org @AzureHusky I mean you have an espresso machine. We just need to like, adopt 10 more cats.

@Flora@meemu.org @AzureHusky KW really needs a cat cafe.

@modest@snouts.online @Proxy@snouts.online It's unconventional but works well on people who like both breakfast and property damage.

@Proxy@snouts.online Now I'm trying to think of the least flirty way to serve breakfast in bed. Currently I've settled on "Tie a breakfast sandwich to a brick and throw it through their bedroom window."

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