i get that this is probably an actual literal child so please do not @ them or anything this is just very funny

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oh i should also mention that i tuned in for the PDX 49 block of one simpsons ep, two malcom in the middles, and another simpsons ep most nights. confusingly, PDX 49 was on channel 13

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instead of like. phone numbers or anyhting remotely important i remember the comcast cable numbering scheme from 2004

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basic cable in portland in the early 2000's had nick on 40, disney on 41, cartoon network on 42, and animal planet on 43, and buddy, you better believe that i lived exclusively in that four channel range as a kid

RT @Dovid95194194@twitter.com

People say that 165 fahrenheit is the "safe" temperature for a chicken, but in fact chickens only reach that temperature under extreme duress, and it is usually fatal

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Dovid95194194/stat

outlaw tryin' to draw with a pen and a pad
draw jim west with a pen and a pad
don't even think about a pen and a pad, weighin' a ton
just trying to draw just for fun, son

RT @PubicZirconium@twitter.com

and so i present to you today definitive evidence from leon trotsky's own autobiography that he was in fact colonel sanders, the founder of kfc.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/PubicZirconium/sta

RT @spindlypete@twitter.com

Is Jack Skellington willing to stop OogieBoogie, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh OogieBoogie?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him King of the Pumpkin Patch?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/spindlypete/status

it also has a built-in water heater, which means i no longer have to crank my water heater's temperature up scalding hot for the sanitize cycle to work

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dishwasher update: it's very good, i'm very pleased with it. it's soooo much quieter than my old one, gets dishes cleaner (they FEEL cleaner, it's wild) and it dries really well despite having no heating element which i was nervous about

the english have the nerve to call themselves "english" like the language and then they go around saying stuff like "smack barm pey wet"

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