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Ok apparently alberto balsalm cover videos are a thing and this one is amazing. youtube.com/watch?v=xWQ1QD7cKa

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shitty annoying memes i hate 

just say what you're really thinking you adorable balls of cognitive bias

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Idea: Wolf of Wall Street sequel about a literal wolf that mauls stockbrokers

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today, furries only as vampires. Featuring "I'm not sure what historical period these outfits are from" and burning entirely too much time on hair, crouched legs etc.

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I've been investing heavily in NFT's* lately

*neatly fartible toots

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Just one today, fight scene with adventurers (rogue, wizard casting spell, cleric healing fallen fighter type) take on a bone naga!

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At the university I studied computer science for like 3 months they had wall graffiti somewhere that said:

Hiroshima 45
Chernobyl 86
Windows 95

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[ace magazine 2, nov 1987]
surveying the solid 3d capabilities of home pc’s at the time

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The Dirtiest Clarinet Solo youtu.be/0srzSEPeHrk via @YouTube

holy fuck give this a listen this is awesome

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anyone got android mastodon client recommendations? Tusky really does obnoxiously stupid things with side swipes

want to scroll? NO SCROLL, ONLY SWIPE!

want to pan a zoomed image? NO PAN, ONLY NEXT IMAGE!

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Oh yeah it’s MÖRKVARGR, two full hours of AGGRESSIVE VIKING WAR MUSIC TO GET AN UNDERCUT TO! By musicians who haven’t played anything in a major key since all my hair was brown!

See the authentic 11th c undercut is there so you can show off your wegwisir head tattoos.

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