Roses are red
My life is a sham
“Go see Pagliacci”
But Doctor, I am

Roses are red
Moon tensions erupt
Murder with rock
Would that be fucked up?

Cumsluts are red
Chocolate is heaven
You don’t own a bird?
Well guess what. I own seven.

Roses are red
Compare things with style
Drake frown hand flat
Drake point finger smile

Roses are red
I open palm slam
Who can escape from
Space prison? I can.

Roses are red
This party’s sedated
“The cake is a lie”:
Geeks, gamers located

@irisjaycomics
Spring is here again
Violets are in bloom
Nothing makes this funny
Not even the music of DOOM

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