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ukpol, covid-19 (+?!) 

boris johnson caught the plague

lmao

covid-19 

current status: just witnessed a three person rave outside my house with loud '90s music, primarily happy hardcore and gabber (though they also had the macarena for some reason lmao)

disordered sleep (---) 

dear loudly knocking central heating pipe:

can you please stop your fucking bullshit immediately, I don't know how to stop this and you've already robbed me of god knows how many hours of sleep after only a week of living here

moving (+++) 

Moved into the new place, amidst all the chaos and currently settling in 💙

covid-19 response, personal impact (-) 

so yeah, my flight to Toronto was cancelled.

on one hand I completely understand and all but at the same time, fuck.

bodymod musings, kinstuff 

hey what if I just straight up got my teeth capped off to resemble a set of werewolf chompers and started doing my makeup to give off a particularly werewolfesque impression

you know, for spooks and funsies obviously

honestly any werewolf who ties themselves up every full moon is a goddamn coward

no, I am not currently accepting criticism of this theorem

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things to self-quarantine for: covid-19, any other easily spread disease with potential dire consequences
things not to self-quarantine for: lycanthropy, like, ever

Me, exhausted: "Germany you can't just call everything with crushed tomatoes "ketchup"."

Germany, pointing at a jar of pasta sauce: "Noodle ketchup."

covid-19, personal griping followed by hot take 

Ah yes, I love how the one time I plan to go visit friends abroad for the first time in 4 fucking years an epidemic breaks out and I have to face the possibility of everything getting canceled at the last moment, making the whole fucking thing a waste of time

also *frankly* much of the panic about all this feels overblown to me? wash your fucking hands, keep vulnerable folks safe but also I s2g the media is just driving paranoia on purpose by now

seeking trans advice, bottom surgery 

If you've had mtf bottom surgery, I'd love to ask you some stuff cause I got questions and hopefully you've got some answers for em.

selfie, indirect eye contact 

what I might look like coming to FE in two weeks

Consider this your final 24 hour notice that if you WANT a badge like these, physical, at FE2020

It's now or never folks <3

Last call!

Random thought: The comment "Stay safe out there" is a signal-to-noise-ratio danger notifier. 

One or two from friends is a friendly gesture.

When you hear it from everyone you meet, it's a warning.

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