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Good morning! Happy TDOV everyone! You are valid and wonderful even if you are hidden away and regardless of how far along or even how close you are to reaching your goals! 🧡🧡🧡🐿️🌺🤟🏻🏳️‍⚧️

The perfect thing to make it so your pet cleaning robot vacuum does not trap herself in a room.

Happy wedding anniversary to me and @Rufflepaws@twitter.com, it has been two amazing and wonderful years! I love you much and you mean lots to me!

(art by @/lynxvsjackalope)

Canada has out-of-season haunted houses which do not exist here at all in the United States. They also have everything else that is exciting and not boring!

Animal Crossing New Horizons Joke 

Isabelle is barking at the squirrel residents outside!!!

Mario Party did dice wrong, the 10 sided dice is cube shaped in the game when it should be a 10 sided deltahedron!

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new butts, to seek out new life and new civilisations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Turns out time clocks are horrible at the thing they were designed for: keeping time!

So Dunkin Donuts has a new flavor of donut... has an interesting smell and tastes like rubber, but it is a very interesting new flavor!

I have a spare speaker for my hearing aid, so put the new one in and I hear better.

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