"Why do knights want to kill dragons," the princess asked.
"Because dragons like to eat maidens," a lady said, blushing.
"Wait, do you mean devour, or do you mean eat?"
"Oh, eat. They were good." The lady smiled. "Very good."
"Oh. So charging in with a big lance..."
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depression and life problems
So what's up guys? i wasn't going to share stuff here but things aren't looking that great at home
brother's in jail
mom might go there
I might be homeless if she does. which means i can't take my desktop with me
i have no money at all. and just..blargh.
sorry for being so down and using this site for that but i had to get it out in a longer form.
financial and material aid request (moving assistance, paypal only), amazon wishlist link
I'm moving back to the place I was flooded out of before the COVID-19 pandemic soon, and while the place is dry and inhabitable it's still in a sorry state. The catch(s)? I'm disabled to the point I can't find traditional work by severe scoliosis, quite autistic, and I don't drive because I can't afford to maintain any kind of vehicle more complicated than a recumbent bike.
I need cash for bedroom furnishings, bathroom and kitchen supplies and accessories, replacement clothes (so much of my old underwear has utterly fried elastic, f.ex.), storage boxes, cleaning supplies, and other expenses. The only way I have to accept funds right now is Paypal, and it still has my deadname attached to it because I have had more pressing matters to deal with than fighting them. Email is: glowhore [at] gmail [dot] com.
I also have a wishlist on Bastard Bezos's Bargain Bin for things that are simply easier and cheaper to order there, if anyone is so inclined. The delivery address is pointed at the place I'm currently staying, the residence of two of my most trusted friends. Items on the list will disappear as they're purchased, and I may add things as they're suggested or I see a need for them. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/20F0QGQ0KNBOL?ref_=wl_share
Podcast going up on YouTube - People seemed to like the slideshow video better so I spent most of this morning recording my podcast readings of Horizon: Salvaged Heroes over a slideshow of all the (SFW) art I’ve commissioned for the... https://tmblr.co/ZrMJzhc1HSiraW00
My first foray into RPG publishing is now live on @Kickstarter@twitter.com https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/joel-kreissman/stardrives-a-starfinder-compatible-shipbuilding-toolkit?ref=project_tweet
Stardrives: Four unique starship drives for Starfinder.
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We shall begin our adventures of "The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind" today on the shore of Seyda Neen. It is our first steps in a large world.
asking for money help, please boost
i need $80 to order groceries and $60 for medical weed
$140 in total
i have to work from home because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me. in addition, my ADHD is untreatable due to schizophrenia so i need to work at my own pace. i've been doing freelance video editing (portfolio and contact info below) but that alone isn't enough to keep me afloat. i've also opened up my own etsy shop at http://jette.black
if you're interested in hiring me to video edit, my portfolio and contact info can be found at https://verticallyalignedcarbonnano.tube
thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!!
begpost, please boost
If you're feeling generous, money has been tight since I left my abusive workplace. I’m preparing to move out at the end of May, so anything you can give to help me make that process easier I would be extremely thankful for, because I’m going to need help getting my stuff out, and gas alone is nightmarishly expensive. Additionally I have medical bills I could really use help paying off from a hospital visit. 💜
Thank you again, any amount is so so so so appreciated <3
Gonna get on stream in about an hour, form's open here if you'd like to grab a slot https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeuQ8pChZBDYAveskh9bHniJb1hjjjIptQMRIr8_0Rf4dOwkg/viewform
38 year old trans woman and furry from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Loves sports, doctor who, coloring art, and video games
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