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"Why do knights want to kill dragons," the princess asked.
"Because dragons like to eat maidens," a lady said, blushing.
"Wait, do you mean devour, or do you mean eat?"
"Oh, eat. They were good." The lady smiled. "Very good."
"Oh. So charging in with a big lance..."
"Not subtle."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #SubtextWhatSubtext #NoExplanationsOffered

I really need to get an avatar to use here..wish it were easier to change usernames too.

might sign up for another server though. I really need to make mastodon on par with twitter.

i need to do lots of things but good lucky on any of those.

got locked out of my twitter account for 12 hours for fighting with a fascist

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mutual aid req, nd trans girl needs groceries, pls boost 

hey im sorry to keep doing this but I'm completely out of food again and am struggling to find work, I could really use some support if you can manage it

cashapp: $digitalcreature


So i apparently tested positive for tuberculosis.

wheee! now, they didn't say i'm contagious or that i'm in any danger. just that i tested positive.

so no anthrocon this year for me. which bummer.

depression and life problems 

So what's up guys? i wasn't going to share stuff here but things aren't looking that great at home

brother's in jail
mom might go there
I might be homeless if she does. which means i can't take my desktop with me

i have no money at all. and just..blargh.

sorry for being so down and using this site for that but i had to get it out in a longer form.

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"Have you heard, they've found out magic is real!"
"I heard."
"Anyone can learn, it's all logical, like programming."
"Aren't you excited?"
"I'm a programmer. I wouldn't trust any programmer with magic."
"Hang on..."
"Coffee? You conjured coffee? Show me!"
#MicroFiction #SmallStories

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"This party is full of fascinating people!"
"So who might you be?"
"I'm an International Being of Mystery."
"Don't you mean 'International Man of Mystery'?"
"Giving away both gender and species? Then what mystery would remain?"
"Ah, saying that tells so much!"
#MicroFiction #SmallStories

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financial and material aid request (moving assistance, paypal only), amazon wishlist link 

I'm moving back to the place I was flooded out of before the COVID-19 pandemic soon, and while the place is dry and inhabitable it's still in a sorry state. The catch(s)? I'm disabled to the point I can't find traditional work by severe scoliosis, quite autistic, and I don't drive because I can't afford to maintain any kind of vehicle more complicated than a recumbent bike.

I need cash for bedroom furnishings, bathroom and kitchen supplies and accessories, replacement clothes (so much of my old underwear has utterly fried elastic, f.ex.), storage boxes, cleaning supplies, and other expenses. The only way I have to accept funds right now is Paypal, and it still has my deadname attached to it because I have had more pressing matters to deal with than fighting them. Email is: glowhore [at] gmail [dot] com.

I also have a wishlist on Bastard Bezos's Bargain Bin for things that are simply easier and cheaper to order there, if anyone is so inclined. The delivery address is pointed at the place I'm currently staying, the residence of two of my most trusted friends. Items on the list will disappear as they're purchased, and I may add things as they're suggested or I see a need for them.

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Podcast going up on YouTube - People seemed to like the slideshow video better so I spent most of this morning recording my podcast readings of Horizon: Salvaged Heroes over a slideshow of all the (SFW) art I’ve commissioned for the...

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How are we going to pay for...

Me: Tax the rich.

But then how do we makeup the revenue for...

Me: Tax all the top earning companies.

But doesn't that punish...

Me: Yes.

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My first foray into RPG publishing is now live on
Stardrives: Four unique starship drives for Starfinder.

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RT World of Fizz:


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We shall begin our adventures of "The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind" today on the shore of Seyda Neen. It is our first steps in a large world.

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asking for money help, please boost :boost_ok: 


i need $80 to order groceries and $60 for medical weed

$140 in total

i have to work from home because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me. in addition, my ADHD is untreatable due to schizophrenia so i need to work at my own pace. i've been doing freelance video editing (portfolio and contact info below) but that alone isn't enough to keep me afloat. i've also opened up my own etsy shop at





if you're interested in hiring me to video edit, my portfolio and contact info can be found at verticallyalignedcarbonnano.tu

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :blacker_heart_outline: :black_sparkles_outline:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

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begpost, please boost 

If you're feeling generous, money has been tight since I left my abusive workplace. I’m preparing to move out at the end of May, so anything you can give to help me make that process easier I would be extremely thankful for, because I’m going to need help getting my stuff out, and gas alone is nightmarishly expensive. Additionally I have medical bills I could really use help paying off from a hospital visit. 💜

Thank you again, any amount is so so so so appreciated <3

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Getting out of bed is extra hard if you wake up with a cute plushie like this one in your arms.

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