beans is posting 🐬 @aflightybroad@awoo.space

In olden times, when people tended to spend their whole lives in one small area, people didn't know yet that birds migrated south for the winter. So they came up with a lot of ideas. Swallows lived under the sea for half the year. Other birds moved to the moon during that time. But my personal favorite was the claim that geese died off every year, and then grew again on trees in the spring.

Gerald of Wales even claimed to have seen this himself, bc the 1100's were good times for shitposting.

@peemobil

As the months before my birth, Communism and Democracy died in Chicago.

a baby firefly
even the shadows of mountains
dry

I love @pinafore. It has a simple and uncluttered UI, it is *absurdly* fast, and yet it retains all the main features of Mastodon. Also, the golden standard for webapps: it does not break the back button in the browser. What a beautiful piece of software you created here, @nolan, thank you!

I still think there should be a mastodon instance that federates on a delay equal to the light distance from earth to mars, so it is as if that instance is transmitting from the red planet

cmon gang let's get online

PODCAST UPDATE:
74: Requiem for Methuselah: Don't Let Anyone Trick You Into Drawing Their Fursona
http://longtrekhome.com/index.php/2018/08/21/74-requiem-for-methuselah-dont-let-anyone-trick-you-into-drawing-their-fursona/
this one has an old guy with several robot friends. we critique capitalism! i worry about familial bonds! ritalin saves the day! your hosts know very little of the bible!
check us out and considering listening to older episodes or subscribing on itunes/stitcher/wherever for new ones???

Good morning! It’s Day 2 of the Prison Strike

Hyde Correctional in North Carolina has targeted three organizers of the strike for repression - Randy Watterson, Tod J Martin, and Jace Buras. Call in to Hyde Correctional and tell them: no repression for striking prisoners! Keep your hands off our people!

https://incarceratedworkers.org/phone-zaps/support-striking-prisoners-hyde-correctional-nc

#PrisonStrike #EndPrisonSlavery

this is 2018's "recording is killing the music industry, we left this side of the tape blank so you can help" and I'm hella here for it

https://kotaku.com/streamers-turn-off-ads-to-protest-twitch-prime-dropping-1828503585

"flee, mortals - for ye look not upon the face of mercy"

unexpected second meme drawing for the night! @leonthotsky 's weed centipede will smoke you out 100 diff ways

Christ, but it was the villain, I was reborn.

Boost this tweet if you wish to receive a fine steel blade from an anonymous donor. If you are pure of heart, you will receive the sacred implement posthaste.

boost to protect your instance's hardware.

my new thing is bullying people into having fursonas, like yeah you're a sexy otter, and you, your a slutty hen