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YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN. I PLAN TO USE VIM.
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this is all you get outta me re: dr phil

i think these days when my computer does something extremely stupid or broken, the reason ALWAYS turns out to be "someone released an update that changes something for absolutely no reason other than to make stuff worse". i used to be the person in my family that fixed people's computers and shit. but now i can't, because the problem ain't ever fixable anymore!! i'm now the guy that goes round and tells people "sorry, you just can't do x anymore, and no, not even buying a new one will help"

When reading something aloud, it is best to read from the belly. Reading from one's mouth, one's voice will not endure. This is Nakano Shikibu's teaching.

It is a fact that ash will not live where the water is too clear. But if there is duckweed or something, the fish will hide under its shadow and thrive. Thus, the lower classes will live in tranquillity if certain matters are a bit overlooked or left unheard. This fact should be understood with regard to people's conduct.

I PLAY 4X STRATEGY GAMES AND I DRINK AGUA DE JAMAICA, IT'S WHAT I DO.
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me irl

OTACON: "Snake! The website you're on now is called 'Mastodon'! I need you to go into the federated timeline, find the picture I drew of my fursona, and 'boost' it!"

l-l-l-l-look at you, hacker. a pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. panting and sweating as you r-r-run through my corridors. how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?