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I saved up for a freakin' long time for this so I want it recorded somewhere.

it's such a bizarrely common take that empty space is wasted space and you should have information blasted into your eyeballs from every square centimeter of the monitor. please space things out nicely so i can read them normal. i am willing to scroll, that's fine

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"look at all this whitespace with nothing in it" yeah that's the part that makes the website good

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If we have hot sauce why do we not have cold sauce. Maybe I want my chicken wings to give me brain freeze did you ever think of that???

We did it. 100 games of Super Animal Royale, 42 top placements, 39 wins and £504 for Whales and Dolphin Conservation. Thank you so so much to everyone again for joining in. You're the best! <3

@may I'll be in chat most all day and making appearances in the stream later, too :p

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My partner @may is doing a big ol' endurance charity stream today! Drop in and donate if you can!

twitch.tv/collareddolphin

Watching the first couple of eps of Ted Lasso and hey, this is actually a pretty fun show. I actually actively watch more if it. :P

catgirl cuddling with her robot gf, laying against her heat exchangers because 1) warms 2) forces gf to throttle CPU to avoid overheating, which makes her really cute / spacey / pliable

minecraft patch notes 1.20

+ added Mineliquid, a distinct beast from the standard minecraft liquids
~ modified Ender Dragon spawn timer to be in time with YMCA by Village People (on the big drop)
+ added Billagers
+ added SCORPIOS [Specialist]
~ tweaked existing villagers to respond more dynamically to emotional situations
- removed seas entirely as some players complained of resemblance to urban legends regarding the game Minecraft (unknown)
- added trees
+ removed The Tree That Was A Man

I so frequently forget that Bing exists that if you asked me to name three search engines my answers would be Google, DuckDuckGo and Lycos.

How did I only just notice that the new iMacs are in the colours of the old rainbow Apple logo. Dang.

I guess the weirdest thing about Apple AirTags is that the one possession I lose track of most often is my iPhone, which is the only Apple device I have recent enough to support the Ultra Wideband tag location function.

blood mentions 

Had bloods taken today for HRT assessment reasons.

Those vacuum sealed vials they have that literally suck the blood out of your body are fuckin’ terrifying. I COULD HEAR MY BLOOD LEAVING MY BODY and I didn’t like it at aaaaaaaall.

BLOOD BELONGS INSIDE THE HUMAN.

actually you know what? fuck you *unboops your snoot*

Finally worked up the chutzpah to call my GP and get bloodwork booked in.

One more step on the ludicrously tall ladder that is getting HRT.

babe, whats wrong? you've hardly touched your [object Object]

It’s Bat Appreciation Day today.

Now I might be a robotic fascimile of a bat, but I would rather like some appreciation ;D

Aw heck, tomorrow is Bat Appreciation Day. I need more bats to appreciate.

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