brooke @brooke@awoo.space
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
@KitRedgrave@glitch.social So much agree. And since lawn grass is never allowed to seed, and is non-native, it requires insane resources to upkeep, resulting in nitrogen fertilizer runoff & huge carbon footprint.
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@KinkyKobolds *rolls for HP (hug points)*
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🎵On the third day of Sneepsnop the Snelephant suggested to me🎶
Today's gift ideas: Games!
1. Make a short Twine story for your Sneepsnopee
2. Make a funky game zine in pico-8 or some other method.
3. Get them a small game from Itch.io, Humble, GOG, or Steam
4. If your sneepsnopee is a fan of puzzles, why not make a collection of picross and crossword puzzles involving things pertaining to their interests (Whats an 11 letter word for the class of workers who do not own the means of production?)
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Might be a long shot but are there any native american activists on mastodon I could follow? 👀
@envgen Once in Ontario I was canoeing with a woman who scraped lichen from a rock and made hot lichen water which we agreed to call lichen tea.
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blasphemous pol adjacent
The Second Coming happened but Jesus was detained by ICE.
@inmysocks It sucks because, whether you have to please a committee, or just the (useless) advisor, the advisor’s job is to help you determine/negotiate whether your imagined changes will be accepted.
At some point, I learned that it’s easier on my back, when reaching down for things, to lift one leg crooked behind me. So now when I pick up the tv remote I’m a graceful dancer.
@jk Which is the same as the number of scoops of coffee grounds per cups of coffee, and now we have a Grand Unified Theory of breakfast.
@jk The correct time for bacon 🥓 seems to be one minute per slice plus one minute for no reason.
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@rootsworks The lack of plain-text search really helps, too.
it’s like
ONE WEEK I THINK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME IM NOT SURE
@Nine I agree, but the post reminds me of a quote (probably facetiously and spuriously) attributed to Audubon concerning the Rock Dove:
“I say it’s a pigeon and I say the hell with it.”
—Joey Slinger, _Down and Dirty Birding_
@bringles@glitch.social I sometimes think it’d be nice if we all had epithets like “white-armed Athena”, “swift-footed Achilles”, and so on. We could think of complimentary ones for our friends and use them with pride.
@hal@slime.global Nope, not at all! (Side note not meant to detract from point: a sib reached out to me recently to try to make things a little less horrible between us, so I guess anything’s possible.)
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"you wish to learn the dark arts, is it?"
the necromancer smiles wryly at you.
"first: you will need to learn how to exit vi"
she bursts into laughter and fades into the terminal.
you type :q repeatedly but it is no use. ":q!" you shout.
there is no escape.
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
