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I've never seen this elaborate a website for a color scheme before. Also includes delightful animated sea creatures: https://www.nordtheme.com/

pronouncing pineapple like minneapolis

I saw a post once where someone was complaining they needed to charge their book but couldn't because their friend was charging their cigarette and honestly I think about it a lot

"Don't say a word."
*pause*
"Fergulous."
"I said-"
"Oh, two weeks ago in Scrabble it wasn't a word, but now that it's convenient for you..."
#Psych

<< (shout-out to the infosec community, a tiny band of nerds trying to make software culture grok prevention. let us cry into our whiskey together)

This naïveté is already damaging when it's in the software industry, where it has already led to the compromising of democracy worldwide. It will absolutely catastrophic if it manages to fully penetrate agriculture and food. Mark my fucking words.
>>

Marked, copied, pasted.

https://climateandcapitalism.com/2008/08/25/debunking-the-tragedy-of-the-commons/

<< Hardin assumed that human nature is selfish and unchanging, and that society is just an assemblage of self-interested individuals who don’t care about the impact of their actions on the community. The same idea, explicitly or implicitly, is a fundamental component of mainstream (i.e., pro-capitalist) economic theory. >>

#baaddd

This sign is a perfect example of a primary source exercise. What does the source say? But more importantly, why does the source exist in the first place?

The sign doesn’t state what kind of behavior made its existence necessary, but we all know exactly what kind of behavior made its existence necessary

what do you call a double agent on helium

a high-frequency traitor

what do you call a spice merchant

a high piquancy trader

I was about to start my machine when a man suddenly appeared in the lab.
"I come from the future," he said.
More people appeared as he spoke.
"Are you here to stop me?" I asked.
"No, to witness."
Proud, I turned back to my machine, then heard a whisper:
"This bit is hilarious!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"My insolent son fell into a volcano near the Slovakian capital"

"Bratislava?"

"Probably is by now, yeah."

Jaz-Michael King: Creating a new online community for Wales, Tŵt

https://parallel.cymru/toot/

https://mastodon.social/media/uzXcE9MJx1sHut2aCgQ

Repeating a toot from earlier:

I want to run for government. If anyone has any resources to help me get my foot in the door that would be incredible.

I don't *want* to be in charge, I just know that I have the spoons to actually deal with the bullshit and want to fight for our rights and someone has to do it. And I know that goal is enough reason to do it for me.

Please feel free to share and send ideas. Help me figure shit out.

https://todon.nl/media/y_qpxlOtheMBBp1lCz0

Workplace health and safety...

I wonder why stories about telepathy aren't...
I lose the train of thought, and sit blinking for a moment. Then I read my notes, smile, and record another succesful experiment. It is perfectly reproducible - think about mind control, and...
What was I thinking about?
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

a S-curve-y dog