ftl ✅ @ftl@awoo.space

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*someone who made tea ten minutes ago voice* oh fuck, my tea

Hey, no one asked, but I published my book.

What Happened At Maple Ridge https://www.amazon.com/dp/1097366715/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_2rTfDb4GV8ZG9

I'm pretty proud of it. I haven't spoken to anyone on mastodon in like 6 months but whatever. If you like thrillers or horror, you might enjoy.

ape chive

pass -funsafe-math-optimizations to your compiler to allow it to do math optimizations that are fun and safe

He’s getting a bath today!

#mastodogs

tests are showing failure levels at 81%

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fun levels are currently severe

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@magicalmilly I thought you should know that another "free speech advocate" is Very Concerned about your use of profanity and wants me to censor you.

Happy juneteenth y'all.

The new masto meta game is getting a thousand followers then trying to find the exact right niche to get 0 faves 0 boosts

Hi everyone--we've had a big influx of spammers and trolls lately, so far all on other servers. Please report them when you see them, and make liberal use of the block button.

This current wave is pretty obvious trolling with blatantly racist content. I encourage folks to report the account and not respond. We will suspend these assholes as the reports come in.

Turns out that joint was laced with bath bombs and tahini. Dealers are callin' it Dirty Rodeo.

1951:

<< Professor Douglas Hartree.. told me that, in his opinion, all the calculations that would ever be needed in this country could be done on the three digital computers which were then being built—one in Cambridge, one in Teddington, and one in Manchester. No one else, he said, would ever need machines of their own, or would be able to afford to buy them. >>

http://www.chilton-computing.org.uk/acl/literature/reports/p014.htm

2019:

Google, Amazon, Facebook, uh.... Alibaba... Azure...

He was so wrong. We needed five.

If you want this in sticker form, feel free to print it yourself--consider the art licensed CC-BY.

Otherwise here is a link where someone else will print it and send it to you: https://teespring.com/push-pop-een#pid=663&cid=102920&sid=front

@socialskeleton

Blake made me make a polished up version of this one. #art

release me from this prison, you fucking swine

well, you see, when a library developer and an application developer hate each other very much,