today's to-do list (mild violence)
* go to store
* clean catboxes
* wait for cable/internet repair person
* do not murder cable/internet repair person
* DO NOT MURDER THEM
* let them repair the cable/internet WITHOUT MURDERING THEM
* dishes (?)
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@green Just remember that murder means hiding the body, the effort of which tends to make the whole enterprise more trouble than it's worth.
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@hummingrain very true! Spouse and I have been watching "Forensic Files," which is generally pretty bad but also kind of amusing, and if nothing else it hammers home just how damn difficult it really is to hide/dispose of bodies...
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@green I get the impression the best solution is "live in/near a swamp"
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@hummingrain and possibly have lots of alligator friends...
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@green Alligators are always helpful.
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@hummingrain true! it's a pity we don't have any up here where I live... come to think of it, Seattle is pretty wild-reptile-poor in general, and I do kind of miss occasional snake/lizard sightings...
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@green Holy butts, does everyone on Mastodon live in Seattle? (This is a neat thing! I also live in Seattle!)
I have an iguana that might be grumpy enough to at least threaten the body, even if she couldn't help dispose of it.
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@hummingrain or at least blink irritatedly at it? XD
I dunno about all of Mastodon living in Seattle, but there sure is a whole lot of overlap on the Venn diagram. now I kinda want to do a survey or something... buuuuuut not enough to actually, y'know, *do* it. :P
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@green Hah, fair!
And yes, she has a very good glare that she uses on all things that aren't food.