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Proposing the theory of neko-cargo-genesis: the spontaneous generation of cat life inside the vacuum left by emptying a box.

Joke tangentially refers to the existence of sexual intercourse 

Guards! Guards! teaches us important life lessons, such as even if all of society thinks you're of no value, someday you too may get to fuck a dragon

@zebratron2084 I wondered that A LOT when that movie came out, honestly.

@zebratron2084 I read the title and immediately started cackling, so I'm off to listen to it now. XD

given that yesterday was cool and drizzly, and today started out the same, I made the (hilariously unfounded) decision to go participate in capitalism this afternoon ~without my hat~. the results weren't terrible, but I did get far warmer than I had expected. :P you'd think after twenty years here I'd remember--SEATTLE WEATHER: IT CHANGES A LOT.

@Leucrotta @Jacel "I can feel my mind going..." aaaauuuuugggggghhh they fucked that poor computer up so bad. ;______;

@Jacel have you read 2010? in the book (not the movie), when the crew of the second ship are setting out to investigate the Discovery, one of the people quips over the com "Don't go chasing after the ship's cat!" and one of the guys going over there thinks "I will STRANGLE whoever put that movie in the ship's library OMFG" and I laughed SO DAMN HARD. XD

stray cat report 

given that Mooch paid no attention whatsoever to Grey, and Grey's disinterest in the food, I think Grey's somebody's indoor/outdoor cat that I just haven't seen before--but e was pretty scruffy-looking and skittish (I was only able to get close because Mooch was there, and my Weird Cat Thing), like I would associate with e being a stray. I'll keep an eye on eir, and hope for the best. :/

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stray cat report 

on the way out there was rain and yardwork, so I didn't see Mooch. on the way back, my "tsk tsk" call brought him out--along with another cat, this one grey and white and similarly skinny and scruffy-looking. I immediately thought "oh jeez am I feeding *two* strays now??" but when I put food down for both of them (a little apart), Mooch immediately dove into his, while Grey sniffed my finger (I didn't try to pet eir), sniffed the food, sniffed Mooch's butt, and strolled away.

NRA, schadenfreude 

The NRA is collapsing financially; banks won't do business with them, their insurance provider has backed out on them, and they can't afford to hold rallies or meetings or to run their magazines or streaming video channels. rollingstone.com/politics/poli

Raziel has discovered his tail again, and is currently writhing around in his box, rolling on every possible axis as he tries to figure out how to catch this fascinating new toy...

@Leucrotta yeah, something happened with awoo.space yesterday--no idea what. :|

@hummingrain heeee. I don't know how old this table is, but we've had it for... yeeearrrrs. it's a solid, sturdy little thing. I'm not sure I could do anything to destroy it other than chuck it off a cliff--I'm not sure it would even burn if I set it on fire. XD

owwwww I hit my knee on the table IN EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE I HIT IT LAST NIGHT. now I've got a bruise on the bruise. ooowwwwwww

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