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location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
today's Oglaf is more dark humor than pr0n (comic link, weirdly work-safe) https://www.oglaf.com/rattleplank/
gnightrawrrrr <3
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the miracle of the internet: critiquing the technique of bears sitting in a river fishing for salmon from the comfort of your own home https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brooks-falls-brown-bears-low
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Spironolactone the Dragon
send toot
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Food $200
Data $150
Gold Plated deer statue $2,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
https://www.shapeways.com/product/W9PCZTD6Q/my-little-oc-faun-1-5-quot?optionId=64047458
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The straw bans literally mean disabled folks can't drink. And no, many can't use the shitty paper ones.
But I'm sure the sea turtles, who are far more affected by industrial plastic pollution than straws and which nobody seems eager to stop, will appreciate it.
Cue gatekeepers all "give them to people who are disabled only." Because they have to look sick.
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Actual photo of the Spiders from Mars: https://www.wired.com/story/space-photos-of-the-week-mars-spiders/ #bowie #astronomy
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PSA to White Folks about White Centered Racism
If a person of color trash talks white people and you find yourself hurt and upset by it, bare the following in mind:
The way that made you feel is an emotion that most people of color experience every single day. They have to carefully bottle that emotion up and hide it away from public view.
If you see a glimpse of that anger, don't try to police it. Instead try to quietly empathize with where it comes from.
If you do, it won't be about you. ♥️
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TIL There’s a robot that can take your plant into the sunlight or back to shade as needed. It can also do a dance when it’s time to water the plant and even play with you
How very #Cyberpunk
https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/12/17563688/robot-plant-hybrid-hexa-vincross-succulent
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"CourtingBot, initiate courtship with that person there."
"They have enabled autodecline."
"Is it overridable?"
"Yes."
"Override."
"You have been added to a global 'brute' list."
"Without my consent? Can they do that?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
can't type kitten on arm #kittenthings
I have stared into the abyss
and the abyss stared off into the distance and squeaked and tried to eat my shoelaces
time to try that sleep thing again. goodnight rawrrr. dream well dears. <3
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A bat eating a banana smoothie
sorry, I'll read that again
a CREATURE OF THE NIGHT DEVOURING THE CRUSHED BODY OF ITS PREY
https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1017478598138134530
gawd, even just sitting here with the air conditioner on and a fan blowing the cool air at me I'm still sweating. UGH I HATE SUMMER uuuugggghhhhh
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
