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The Adventure Zone; plural representation 

Oh man, first a well handled trans* character for Balance, and then a plural character for Commitment? Too cool~

@admin How do we handle changing account names? I imagine it'd be establishing a new account, then migrating over, but that's not possible because registration is disabled? Let me know if I can help/if it's currently possible. Thanks!

Transmission swaps are like sexual reassignment surgery for cars

@OchotonidKnight "ARE YOU GOING TO TRY TO TAKE PEACH BACK?"

"That's my brother's thing, Bowsy, I just need a hand."

"ALL RIGHT, WE COOL, HERE'S HOW YOU HANDLE DRY BONES"

I kinda want Luigi's Castle to be a thing now.

Luigi somehow gains proprietary rights to an abandoned castle through some excuse plot mishap. Of course, the castle is cursed, too--beset upon by all kinds of varieties of merciless monsters; the Poltergust alone is not enough to secure the castle.

Luigi has no choice but to turn to a relative expert in castle defense, and beseeches Bowser for tools and tips. With his help, Luigi secures the castle, finds the source of the curse, and destroys it.

"Can you make me a potion to change who I am?"
"No," said the witch. "There are no such potions."
"Oh. I hoped-"
"But I can make a potion to change your body to who you are."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

weed, subculture 

If I ever see "kelp" listed on one of those DEA lists of slang terms for drugs I'm gonna lose my shit.

something, alco adjacent, shitpost 

is designated gender the gender who drives you home when the rest of your genders got all fucked up

happy international cat day to all my fellow cat friends, mew!! :3 *puts on smol party hat*

we all deserve extra pets today i think.

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