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@Bobskunk -leans in- TAUR AAAAAAAAAASS.
@Nystre Lastly, thanks for the follow! I’ve always appreciated what you’ve produced, even if I haven’t been the best about promoting it due to prior apprehension on certain subject matter. Your wicked fun, bright, round stuff helped me enjoy what I enjoy and gain a better appreciation for it all. <3
new folks:
please remember to make heavy use of CWs
they are there because they are useful to reduce harm for folks
instead of being forced to read a post in order to determine if they want to interact with its contents or not (which is not a choice), you can know what the post is about and choose whether it's worth engaging that or not
Hey, I’m Ark!
* Catox (Grey Fox + Maine Coon) + Cheshire Spirit & Goo (converted bioweapon!)
* #plural / #otherkin / #pansexual / #polyromantic
* cis/he/they
* #omnikink / #omnifetish
* #postfurry as FUCK, if the above didn’t give it away~
* Big Time IT guy, #networking, #firewalls, and general NetOps/InfoSec, + INT/ADV general computing.
* #primal biomechanical specialist, working on endurance & nutrition; prepping for Spartan!
* Gamer, kite flyer, and overall goofball~
The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital
Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves
I think the shower just turned two of my friends into Kobolds and I now hear them singing~ Either that or they just swapped places. XD #toyfriends
So, all my roommates are doing Destiny 2, but I can still goof with them.
Red: Oh god, I suck at platforming.
Molecule: Well, get good!
Red: But, MahNOOOOOOOOOOO -dies-
Atom: It's like (real name) and No! What about in reverse?
Red: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ark: Your inner WoW is showing~
Red: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
<Me and Atom both run away giggling!>