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FUCK YEAH @WWEBigE@twitter.com IS CHAMP

LONG MAY HE REIGN

RT @WWEonFOX@twitter.com

The @WWE@twitter.com Championship looks perfect on @WWEBigE@twitter.com’s shoulder.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/14

Nothing sets the tone for Monday quite like getting a call from a collection agent about your Mom's overdraft fees for a bank account that was closed in January without my knowledge.

I don't know what I've done to earn the karma for a mom like this, but I hope the debt is paid.

RT @Natural_habitok@twitter.com

Fun fact: Star-nosed moles are virtually blind, but their noses’ touch sensors neurologically mirror our sense of sight⭐️👃👀

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Natural_habitok/st

RT @michaelharriot@twitter.com

This is a good point.

When anti-vaxxers cite their freedoms, constitutional rights, and–the whitest thing of all–the Founding Fathers to rail against vaccine mandates, do they know what they're talking about?

What if I told you this happens EXACTLY every 100 years?

A thread. twitter.com/LibertyLumpia/stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/michaelharriot/sta

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

*Enter a classy restaurant*
*Waiter says I need a reservation*
"Maybe you don't recognize me, but I had a VERY popular tweet today."

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

Thinking about @ClubAstronomy@twitter.com this morning, which gifted the world with this all-time great sketch.

I would have LOVED to see what they would do for a season 2. Pour one out for this show!

youtu.be/eDzs2AGwe2k

Actually, just thinking about George Takei giving me a disappointed stare filled me with an existential dread I didn't know was possible.

Thank goodness I've already voted! PLEASE VOTE if you live in CA. Our state's continued success depends on it!

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RT @GeorgeTakei@twitter.com

Newsom supporters: If that ballot for California’s recall is still sitting on your counter unmailed, you are disappointing me. You don’t want to disappoint me, do you?

Vote No. Do it today if you haven’t done it yet. No excuses!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status

RT @thoughts_of_bun@twitter.com

tip for bunnys: want hooms to notice you? do forbidden things. then binky when they find you! they will say "awww" and give you the pet pets

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thoughts_of_bun/st

Now is an excellent time to remind folks of the brilliant Crash Course for Navigating Digital Information:

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

RT @spotted_menace@twitter.com

Not giving that comic and it's fuckboi creator any more air but you know how it is with me:

With every BS action, there is an equal and opposite lesson to be taught.

Namely, this panel right here:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/spotted_menace/sta

Regarding last two RTs, I guess this happens with Black Americans too.

This is exhausting, y'all. The fucking disingenuousness, the bad faith arguments, the casual toxic disregard for actual truth and the intelligence of your audience.

I'm just out of patience.

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RT @jakebe@twitter.com

If the first time you're telling me about your Native American ancestry is to claim a minority status so you can say "bad thing is fine by me actually, a minority" then I will think of you as a shifty fucking liar not worth listening to for the rest of my days

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jakebe/status/1432

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