Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

Holy crap these have been a very messy few laps. #ItalianGP

This is getting veeeeeeery interesting 👀️ #ItalianGP

Tony Abbott confirmed as UK’s trade advisor. Better hope the folks we’re negotiating with aren’t gay… or female.

I have once again woken up feeling like I was hit by a bus.

I should really do something with this nine litres of sparkling water that was erroneously delivered to me.

Favourite horse fandom song, now and forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G49bLZ2nAmE

I need ideas for what to name a Roomba. “Roomy Joe”? “Sir Cleansalot”? “Roomba McRoombaface”? The possibilities are endless.

I (bought a) robot dot com.

Kim just spent £ 399.99 at http://Irobot.com. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

I got all 76 words in the "Friends" theme song! Do You Know The Lyrics To The Friends Theme Song? https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiespain/friends-theme-song-lyric-quiz?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharetwitter&quiz_result=125487000_ng0e663c6a&rid=ng0e663c6a#125487000

This is the most ridiculous Buzzfeed quiz I've ever seen.

"What'll happen if we leave him in there?"
"He'll die in seconds if we don't!"
*everyone spends several seconds looking at each other in shock*

60s TV sure is a thing.

Today I murdered my leg muscles.

Oh c'mon that's only 9p over the shame threshold!

Kim just spent £ 100.09 at Belkin. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

Sad that the trophy-delivering robots from the Styrian GP haven’t made an appearance again.

Mercedes seem to be perusing an insane strategy for this. #f170

I'm cool now though so it's not all bad.

Random confession: I didn’t learn how to draw the cool S until I was 27.

It’s been said before but it sucks that this year’s Eurovision entrants don’t get to participate next year, because Iceland’s entry is a fucking banger and would’ve swept the whole damn thing.