kobi lacroix is gay @kobi_lacroix@awoo.space
Recovering comedian, polymorphic fox-shaped lava monster, self-appointed Sheriff of Saturn, singing voice of the Wingdings font. Kinda looks like Jeff Bridges if you squint really hard. ☭
Joined Oct 2020
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Don't complain about the problem if you won't contribute to the solution.
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If you can’t make a convincing android, make a cool robot.
Democrats like to frame every awful thing they do as a humane alternative to some hypothetical worse thing they or the GOP could have done, which they've also paved the way to to becoming acceptable down the road.
pol snark, prisons
One of the most grotesque things about enslaving prisoners in shitty service jobs is people will call it the "humane alternative" to just locking them up.
someday I will learn to type "ubuntu" without accidentally typing "ubub" and having to hit backspace
I probably could have made it as an ad exec if not for this pesky conscience
humans are a constant source of stress
In order to get a good idea of how many different ways things can break, you can either get a PhD in engineering or just grow up poor.
you ever open a tab and immediately forget why
I keep having dreams about football and I wish they would stop.
take me out of the ballgame
something's terribly wrong
why does the pitcher have chainsaw hands
birds abduct people out of the stands
thinking maybe we should abolish the concept of comedy
Those of us who have jobs and homes and are at less risk of losing them have an even bigger responsibility now to defend those who don't.
I'm not clever enough to understand what's happening, but I have been able to make some cool harsh drones and cymbals.
I've noticed Synth1 does some very peculiar things if you set both oscillators to pulse and crank up the FM all the way, one of which is you get some extremely noisy patches that only sound good on one specific note.
Americans like to joke about how after most sports championships we dump all the losing team's merchandise onto global south countries so they end up thinking that team won, but then again our schools lie to us about who won wars and shit so maybe we should shut up.
dammit I said "have to" twice
maybe I'm not fully awake
I'm sorry it's such a hassle for my clients to contact me, but you have to have to do a subpixel-perfect pipe glitch in World 7-4 in order to access the hours of the day in which I'm awake.
hey who's awake?
really wish xians didn't take "blessed are the poor" to mean "poverty is a blessing"
food shitpost
out: scrambled eggs
in: encrypted eggs
It actually makes a lot of sense that the attitude of "be nice to everyone" ended up being a gateway to fascism. For one thing, it's a complete denial of class antagonism.
Recovering comedian, polymorphic fox-shaped lava monster, self-appointed Sheriff of Saturn, singing voice of the Wingdings font. Kinda looks like Jeff Bridges if you squint really hard. ☭
Joined Oct 2020
