merging, goo 

Happy foxgooping, everyone! *pounces and merges with all my followers*

re: nsfw multi furry sketch 

I’ve broken the fourth wall with him before, where I’ll give him some weird mutation and he’ll get upset with me. I don’t know if I have this kind of relationship with any of my other characters. And I’m not sure where this is going to lead.

All I know is I’m having a lot of fun with this so far.

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re: nsfw multi furry sketch 

Maybe every so often he goes through some random shift/mutation, and that’s also why he has two heads.

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re: nsfw multi furry sketch 

What if I just made Conrad a guy with big tits, permanently?

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vintage hardware < that one weird vst plugin that hasn't been updated since 2006 but is the only one that does that thing you need to do

uspol 

The left needs to get on the offensive now. Seize the narrative. Remind people every second of every day that Biden and the Democratic party with their suffocating neoliberalism are the ones paving the way for the next Trump.

Telling myself that I’m deliberately failing at life in order to make myself unexploitable to capitalism.

re: mh- 

I know I’ve said this a million times before, but I don’t like to admit that I have mental problems, because it has usually led to people questioning my judgement or my honesty and taking away some of my autonomy.

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re: mh- 

I mean, yeah, one can definitely seem like the other. Maybe there is some overlap of symptoms. Maybe I’m misdiagnosing myself. I really don’t know.

It really changes how people see you, though. Autistic? You’re a poor, pitiful creature. Narcissistic? Well, then you’re just an asshole.

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mh- 

So, even though I’ve already been diagnosed autistic, it turns out I also have a LOT of the telltale traits of covert narcissism.

I probably have about $10-15 worth of bottles and cans waiting to be recycled, but it’s just too risky going to the bottle drop under these conditions.

“We offer free shipping, as in we give the package freedom to decide where it wants to go.”

Let’s be more divisive. Let’s get into fistfights over what we think certain stars taste like. Betelgeuse tastes like pomegranate, and I will feed a knuckle sandwich to anyone who disagrees.

Me, being an asshole to myself: “You took a commission for 100 USD, correct? If you were working at the rate of $22.62 per hour, which is the minimum wage adjusted to match the increase in wealth of the top 1%, then that commission should take you no more than 4 hours, 25 minutes, and 15 seconds to complete. I’m setting a timer, vulpine. Tick tock!”

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Calculating my potential commission earnings at the minimum wage adjusted for total economic growth so that I can yell at myself for taking too long on commissions.

Maybe it’s because people told me I needed to be well-rounded, to be open and proud of my whole self, to force people to see me as a complex person and not just a brand. But what happened is I burned out from trying to Radiate My All Everywhere All The Time.

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I know musicians who work in multiple genres and release work under multiple names, and I just don’t know what’s stopping me from doing the same.

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I’ve held on to this idea for a long time that you can have as many aliases as you want, but you still have to have One True Name, but I’m starting to question that idea.

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