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The real reason God didn't want Adam and Eve to eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge was because that's where he hid the surveillance cameras.

“My ‘ceci n'est pas une pipe’ painting is raising a lot of questions already answered by my painting.”
— René Magritte

It's like having no mouth and needing to scream…

And isn't it ironic…

America is a shitty mystery novel where it turns out the killer is you.

Everyone's waiting for *it* to happen. Nobody knows what *it* is, but they all agree: It's coming, and it's bad.

I mean, there's still a bit of sluggishness, but that's probably mostly due to having 370 tabs open in Librewolf.

Oops.

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Brand new computer, plenty of RAM, top-notch GPU, no idea why SAI is still being sluggish.

*Remembers that Google Drive runs on GPU with no way to turn it off. Kills it. Sluggishness gone.*

Okay, yeah, looks like I've got to nuke Google Drive from orbit.

You are Wile E Coyote in the hospital after getting caught in your own trap yet again ASMR

I just figured out how to fit six rolls of paper towels in my backpack without crushing them. Go me.

I think maybe the best way to describe my mood right now is I'm more concerned with making fun music than funny music.

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I'm thinking something in the vein of "Dead Man's Party".

One of the things I always liked about Oingo Boingo was how they injected their macabre humor into their music by creating an unsettling atmosphere that sometimes you could only react to with nervous laughter.

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I'm thinking about getting somewhat back into the comedy music groove with a goofy Halloween song, but just making the whole thing wild and zany without necessarily having any jokes in it.

super weird and lewd 

muzzletits with snaketongues that are also cocks

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super weird and lewd 

I'm thinking maybe I should have a demonic form, and have cocktongues be part of that.

food, lewd 

I think I just tasted Satan's ball sweat.

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food 

there was a new hot sauce at the taco truck, and I tried a little bit of it, and it sent my tongue straight to hell

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