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@envgen

Me: so uh, couple of questions about character design, do uh, wheels? Exist in D&D?
DM: yes
Me: and um, physical combat?
DM: yes, obviously
Me: one last thing, do boots exist?
Dm: yes
Me: okay so that's all the conponents of roller derby, here is a roller derby elf.

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Repeat after me:

My experience is not everybody's experience.

My perspective is not everybody's perspective.

My "obvious" is not everybody's "obvious".

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"Surprise!"

"Is that..? OH MY COD IT'S A WATERPROOF E-BOOK!"

"I hope you like the books I loaded on there for you..."
She couldn't hear me over her broad translucent fins slapping the sand & surf excitedly.

"I can finally read in bed! Oh oh I can finally join a book club!"

"Uh, I dunno if there's any beach-side ones here..."

"My girlfriend will just have to start one, then."

"I'll look into it tonight, love."

"Yay!"

#tootfic #microfiction #writing #urbanfantasy #terylstales #lgbt #mermay

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why can't we live in the cool sci-fi future where we have like, hair that changes color based on our mood

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Internet culture *is* culture. The Internet is what people are really like.

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OUR GAYNESS SHALL BURN WITH THE LIGHT OF A MILLION SUNS.

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kigus of your species as a means of species affirmation, boost if you agree

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@HerraBRE You don't even need a limit on how much you can fit in your head - there's 100% a limit on how much time you have in your life to spend learning things.

Time you ask people to spend learning your software is time they could spend learning useful things, enjoying their lives, or just having a nice nap.

Bad UX literally saps your life away.

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Dear Fediverse: Is there a Mastodon Client app for iOS that can use multiple account *on_the_same_instance*?
Of the ones I've checked so far, most can do multiple accounts but only on different instances each. I need one that can do multiple on the same instance. Thanks!

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computers are heck 

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tired: worshipping known deities
wired: praying to astronomical phenomena
inspired: "Dear Princess Luna..."

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ableist words, eugenics 

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"Non-Binary people aren't valid" is a transphobic statement

Solidarity, friends

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