I have taken over Tom's phone
Signed - 
@masklayer if there were two toms in Austria and one stole the other's phone to shitpost… yeah I'm not sure where I'm going with this
@masklayer @noiob the slimes have combined. conslimbed
@Nine @masklayer my understanding is that only one tom is a slime
@tom @noiob @masklayer THE PLAN WORKED, GRAB HIM BEFORE HE FUSES WITH TOM AGAIN!
...THE OTHER TOM
...wait he's slime, we can't... grab him. uh.. jar him?...
@Nine @tom @masklayer slime tom uses they/them pronouns, your joke doesn't work :P
@noiob @tom @masklayer bugger you're right. this is a trainwreck of a toot from start to finish.
@Linda @Nine @tom @masklayer ah yes, a jar of tom
@Linda @tom @noiob @masklayer
...i don't like it.
you can tell tom's still like "psh yeah whatever I'll be outta here in like a second flat the moment you stop watching, i'm cool like that, haha. your paltry prison cannot contain me"
*keeps staring at the jar of tom.... until blinking has to occur* SHIT
@Nine @Linda @noiob @masklayer you really think you can see me blink through those shades
@masklayer @tom @Nine @Linda headcanon: the sunglasses blink
@noiob would that be fucked up or what