@masklayer if there were two toms in Austria and one stole the other's phone to shitpost… yeah I'm not sure where I'm going with this
@noiob would that be fucked up or what
@masklayer @noiob the slimes have combined. conslimbed
@Nine @masklayer my understanding is that only one tom is a slime
@noiob @Nine @masklayer that's a me
@Nine @tom @masklayer slime tom uses they/them pronouns, your joke doesn't work :P
@noiob @tom @masklayer bugger you're right. this is a trainwreck of a toot from start to finish.