@masklayer if there were two toms in Austria and one stole the other's phone to shitpost… yeah I'm not sure where I'm going with this

@tom @noiob @masklayer THE PLAN WORKED, GRAB HIM BEFORE HE FUSES WITH TOM AGAIN!

...THE OTHER TOM

...wait he's slime, we can't... grab him. uh.. jar him?...

@Linda @tom @noiob @masklayer
...i don't like it.

you can tell tom's still like "psh yeah whatever I'll be outta here in like a second flat the moment you stop watching, i'm cool like that, haha. your paltry prison cannot contain me"

*keeps staring at the jar of tom.... until blinking has to occur* SHIT

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