i swear to god i go away for like five minutes and i come back and my timeline is full of orbeez posting. what in the fuck is an orbeez

@Nine little balls made from super absorbing polymer so they get bigger and squishy when they come in contact with water

some YouTuber filled his bathtub with them and in the process his whole neighborhood's sewer system

@noiob @nyankat wait...

this wasn't some kind of shitpost? this actually happened!?

*looks it up... immediately finds news article of said incident*

...

I...

ohmygod

@Nine @noiob oh my god, XD this is the best biggest mistake I've seen online since... (gonna continue in another post to cw it)

Poop, gross 

@Nine @noiob there was one time someone told someone on reddit that it was possible to poop in the shower. So the guy does it, and of course the poop just sits there in his shower. XD and the rest of the post is him describing pushing the poop into the plughole.

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re: Poop, gross 

@bentosmile @Nine ah yes the waffle stomp

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