shork @noiob@awoo.space

I'm waiting to renew my ID card because it's long overdue (and starting next year fingerprints will be mandatory apparently) and the wait times are around two fucking hours

oh shit they're still around https://youtu.be/00gAbgBu8R4

remember "infinite detail"?

butts

Mastodon in december

I love how on Mastodon a post feels like it's doing numbers at ten interactions because that already makes the notifications column unusable

Press Y to pay disrespect

uh #mastoadmins I just checked https://awoo.space/health and it says "failure" but the instance works, so what do I do with that info? all the services seem to be not failing

watching Bob's Burgers makes me want Burgers

I kinda feel like Mastodon shouldn't break completely just because media uploads are failing

I swear the only times when there's actual trends going on it is hyperlink's fault

oh sweet, Firefox can generate secure passwords (and will automatically save them once generated) now

I'm sure no one has made this joke before

take me down to the Mastodon city
where the grass is green and the girls are puppy

apparently there's a controller with a microphone that you need for this game

if Seaman's so good

…what the fuck