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speed-reading three hours of timeline as it rolls in

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Sorry about the unannounced downtime, our provider, SSDnodes, did some work in the Frankfurt data center and there must've been an issue with the notification emails. They're sorry and I guess the server this whole mess runs on is in a nicer place now, so that's cool

what if we snuggled in runnMaze2.exe…

an we were both slugcats?

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I still don't get why iOS apps can have volume sliders on screen while on Android you have to use the buttons

not that I need any shirts with prints on them anyways, I'm still waiting for my SGDQ one

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I still don't get why summer shirts are surfing themed every year
you can't even surf here

how are they not making the ones with sparkly logos in adult sizes

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Masto tip: this button in the top right of the image lightbox lets you view the image at its original resolution

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wow, they have a lot of NASA-branded clothes, not complaining though

is it because the logo is public domain? does that apply in Germany

why the heck are clothes sized in inches anyways, I'm in Europe

buying clothes online suckssss

where is the cool 3D scanning + cloth sim technology that would make it not suck?

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"I'm invading the one place not yet corrupted by capitalism.... Space!"

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