Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space
Plural, smol, made of fluff and squeak
she/her/hers
It is I, The Monstrous Feminine
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my gemsona OC is amazingly flexible, has white gold coloration, and originally worked for the Diamonds creating sample typography for graphic design, her name's Lorem Gypsum.
The problem with horse men is that they always have to be the centaur of attention. I'm sorry, that was taurible.
[Humorous Observation, Meme]
Tired: Imitating Allistic mannerisms
Wired: Sounding increasingly like an Elcor the more tired you get
Inspired: Just talking like an Elcor all the time
#actuallyautistic
Remember that Doctor Who episode where "The whole of time is being compressed!!!!!" and it was literally
-Ancient Egypt
-Romans
-Winston Churchill
- Dinosaurs
That's basically British History education in a nutshell (except we never got the dinosaurs).
hey, it's free comic day! i have a webcomic called Blight right here, that's always free to read. it's about a bunch of deaf kids in school figuring out stuff!
http://blight.the-comic.org
tired: blockchain
wired: bokchain
when u boost ur own toots https://meow.social/media/98yjCo4bl7Agi19-lJ4
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Chronic Pain Joking, Lost In Space Show more
*fly-by wingwave*
Hiiiiiiiiiiii~
*flails in mid-air, regains balance, lands ungracefully on a branch*
..Nailed it
Wolves, Foxes, Rabbits, Birds
Long ago, the Fur Nations lived in harmony.
..Then everything changed when the Yeen Nation attacked.
Now only the @pastelbat Master of Not Flying Into Things (most of the time) can restore balance to the world.
squid maids on skateboards
other queerfolk: I'm gay!
me: 500char microessay on being ace
An oldie but a goodie: The Case of the 500-Mile Email:
"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.
I choked on my latte. "Come again?"
"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."
also: shitposts and memes about politics count as politics and should be CWed as well
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Let's try to make the fediverse a better place and CW politics
not everyone can handle reading that kind of thing all day and using CW allows people to opt-in to that kind of thing.
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Look at this wee dorbsfiend 😁 #catsofmastodon