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i have found a way to automatically create system restore checkpoints. i am a god

40% risk-free 60% quantum explosion (atomic cohesion loss) but a hell of a high. love this blue goldstone shit uUUAAAAA * i disintegrate into a cloud of smoke*

if you download a video of me on-line i am downloaded into your computer. thats right i am a computer worm and i will eat your HOSTS file like chream cheese..!!! all your attempts to axcess GOOGLE.COM will be redirected to MERCURY.ONLINE where you can find ME, THE MASTERMIND, MOCKING YOU, THE FOOL

stop, drop your shit, and look at this picture of me

Musketeer, Blunderbuss, and Bouncer, altogether with the crew

laughing alone in my room, muttering "the last of us special edition" under my breath

honestly folks who left masto after snouts hit the shit, good for them, but like also fuck them for never really believing in this place

dying terribly in a last-ditch attempt to get twitter clout

found out a way to download titty, this is the best thing ever. damn!

ohhh my gooodddd i feel so angry!!! i wanna thump my table. where is everyone? discord is silent, mastodon is silent, auaauuugh
this is no good. i'm understim enough already, this is just bullshit

i wanna roleplay with someone!!! im super dang understimmed

cops crying over trump losing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck blue lives

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