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i would really appreciate it if i could just like, remove my arm or somethin. yknow. pop it off for a bit

imagine if the story of rumplestiltskin ended with a gunfight

what is the true value of the 'favourite' or 'like' function in social media, anyway

if i ever find out one of you motherfuckers is trading in bitcoin i'm taking a shovel to your head

in other news, good morning

you can delete my message on discord... if you hate fun...... * i sulk back to my hovel*

AHHH AHHHHH REGRET I ATE WASABI PEANUTS

wait actually

yeah i can learn to live with this. this shits great

ive come to the opinion that processed food is great

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