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"Another reason for universal basic income- so I can spend my life on my knees like I really fucking want"
-me this morning

Discourse+ 

On the upside, I convinced a homophobic, racist, sexist Russian man that the reason he thinks Russia/where he lives is free of racism/sexism/homophobia/etc is cause those words do not mean what he thinks they mean.

Along the way he tried "you can't just change the meaning of words" (physics did with gravity, biology did with evolution, etc, things can have technical definitions) and the "They are already in dictatorial power" (fixed w/ "feminism is incompatible w/ authoritarianism")

Dissociation, food, I feel like a dropped plate of food 

Lost all of a critically needed day to sitting anxiously fiddling with my hair and jumping discord/fb/Tumblr/YouTube. Didn't even shower or leave the house. Had a single half-meal of pasta and a couple bagels and a can of diet Pepsi and I think a sandwich? Thoroughly dissociated, it's 3:40am, my mind is deserted but my jaw still clenched. It's one of those times where I wish somebody could take me apart, fix the bug, and put me back together

This toot contains:
- metaerotica
- reference to a relationship that is ONLY happening due entirely to my personal growth from being part of the Masto community since November
- admission of shyness (last date was like #7)
- blatant violations of form

Yea I think this is a good first toot to return to the fediverse with after a 3mo+ hiatus

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> be in early phase of relationship (last date had first kiss)
> Partner requests a sexy story to tide her over till we can see each other again
> attempt to write erotica for the first time in 3+ months
> Come up with very good scene very likely to happen with her anymore which could very very easily happen next time we see each other
> Get too turned on
>\\>

Wow.

Just turned in three-week-long group project ~3hrs late, *maybe* 30% complete. Hardly anybody would ever reply to any attempts to communicate from anybody or on any platform.
Had to do a team assessment. Each member by name, pros cons + score.

Scored myself lowest of entire team cause of how bad project went.

Except, chatlogs show I was only one replying to comms. I tried to comm. I just had 2weeks of bad depression, made little content myself.

stats say I'm not gonna leave bed tomorrow

Wow.

Just turned in three-week-long group project ~3hrs late, *maybe* 30% complete. Hardly anybody would ever reply to any attempts to communicate from anybody or on any platform.
Had to do a team assessment. Each member by name, pros cons + score.

Scored myself lowest of entire team cause of how bad project went.

Except, chatlogs show I was only one replying to comms. I tried to comm. I just had 2weeks of bad depression, made little content myself.

stats say I'm not gonna leave bed tomorrow

i just

there's so many good ones

you rap in one language? two?
Here's a rap he wrote in FIVE that still rhymes and everything:
youtube.com/watch?v=K_F2ByljLt

or how about 15/8 time signature rap? he did that 6 fucking years ago:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZAgGBfLgKm

how about a timelapse music video featuring Huang singing *in real time* in the middle of the street painstakingly shot 1 frame at a time
youtube.com/watch?v=DbMaGRUFjg

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@reembodied impulse control is overrated when it comes to Andrew Huang

ok i have bad impulse control

so here's Andrew Huang covering all the biggest tracks from 2016

using exclusively household items, no actual instruments.

youtube.com/watch?v=wio2cSg9MQ

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as a single example, here's a casual kickass track he built *in one hour*

out of grabbing youtube's most recently uploaded videos for keywords given by twitter followers

and sampling/mixing/whatevs as fast as possible:

youtu.be/WZAqCZ6iHWM?t=6m46s

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Subbing to Andrew Huang on Patreon is literally the single best music-finding decision I've made.

ABSURDLY prolific, incredibly varied music, commonly fascinating and unusual.

He's covered 24karat magic... using only 24 carrots which he turned into SLIDE WHISTLES and FLUTES
Dubstep from raven calls, midi-inverted classical, musical cubism

his "just fucking around" beats get more in my spine than most

He released an album of his backlog of abandoned musical projects: it was 7 fucking gigs.

In "Super Freak", Rick James says this girl is a super freak because she owns "incense, scarves and candles" which makes me think this girl is actually perfectly normal and maybe Rick James just had an oddly sheltered life.

*three matches in a row with surprisingly conventionally attractive women on tinder*

"Ah, I see we're approaching Valentine's day. Looks like it's bot season."

*3 messages received immediately*
"hey you ;P"
"happy valentine's day! Too bad I'm spending mine alone..."
"idk why I'm on this app tbh"

... Why do I bother wading through these bot seas?

ever be in that mood where you want to learn how to expertly play the fiddle, stand straddling the peak of a church during a tornado-warning-esque lightning-storm, skies dark and unnatural green, clothes torn and ragged, wind wailing through the cracks in walls all around,

and just play wild, reckless, senseless fiddling, arrythmic and dischordant, music orthagonal to man's scales, self-consistent with a consistency akin to pop rock pudding, cackling madly in the cracking sky

No? Just me?

uh

ok now it's 6:15pm

i got out of bed at noon

aaaanny time now I can actually start replying to ppl and stuff
completeing the duties they expect me to handle
not just dropping the ball always forever on myself too

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