Lilac ⚧ ⚢ @slowbird@awoo.space
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- she/her
- Status
- gay
- Genre
- shitposting
- Min. Specs
- AMD Athlon XP 3200+
hi! i'm a catgirl and very gay. she/her
Joined Apr 2017
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What: Community Game Night
Where: Union Project; 801 N Negley Ave, Highland Park, #Pittsburgh
When: Wednesday, 16 January; 6:15-8:30 PM
Who: Yinz
How: 71A, 75, 87 buses; your own transportation
How much: Recommended $5 donation to the Union Project
Why: Because #boardgames are fun
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Good Girl Energy
Tugging my leash ahead
Just makin my way
Makin my way
To the paaark
And I love you
And I love food
And now I wonder
When you ask if I would like to play
Are you prepared to spend all day
Cuz you know I'd fetch a thousand balls
If I could just be your
Good girl
*piano solo*
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Makin my way downtown
Walkin fast
Faces pass
And I'm puppy
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you can send a donation a single time if that works better for you, here, too! anything at all helps, hehe http://ko-fi.com/fluttergirly
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hey everyone I need help with my patreon again, I'm down $47... if you can pledge even a lil bit, its a big big help... this is pretty much my only source of income so I really really need it https://www.patreon.com/fluttergirly
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sports commentary
even when they're on the same set together, you can't convince me that phil simms and boomer esiason aren't the same person
food
million dollar idea: beer-drinking hat, but with soup in it. soup hat
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tfw you drop a wet shirt out of the washing machine on the floor and it ends up dirtier than it was before you washed it T u T
scary creeps, security
so uhhhhhhhhhh anyone know of a super cheap security camera i can set up in 5 minutes and keep an eye on weirdos with flatbed trucks that might be planning to steal my car at night
transgender surgery shitpost
if anyone asks i'm going to answer, "not yet but yes i do plan to get the Surge-ry" and hold up a can of Surge and then tape it to my hand
or something. i'm still workshopping this joke
shitposting about booty
swiggity swooty, i respect your personal space and your right to control who gets near that booty
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*mews at reflection in a mirror*
there is another kitten stuck in there! pls help!!
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a mew is a wish your heart makes~ 🎶
what does it say about me that i've reached the point where i'm thinking about buying a 4th car and then just keeping it a secret from my family who thinks i need to stop buying cars
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GAZE UPON THIS BEAUTIFUL, CHONKY BOY. His name is Theo, he sounds like a small motorcycle when he purrs, and he was in my lap within 20 seconds of me sitting down. 😍 👌
#cats #blackandwhitecat #tuxedocat #chonky
i can't decide what i want more. an svt mercury mystique, or a 1st-gen ford probe v6 with a junkyard turbo setup
yeah that's right i brought my car shitposts over here since i'm not on twitter as much
i wish there was an SVT version of the mercury mystique
it wouldn't be hard to make one, just swap some parts from a ford contour. i should do it someday
- Pronouns
- she/her
- Status
- gay
- Genre
- shitposting
- Min. Specs
- AMD Athlon XP 3200+
hi! i'm a catgirl and very gay. she/her
Joined Apr 2017
