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hmmm, I can provide an illustrated guide for future reference; but for now: 

@wobblewuffess

Guide To Awoo

1) Consult your pineal gland if it is time to awoo

3) pineal glad will respond that its always time to awoo

4) throw head back gently

5) open mouth wide

6) take a deep breath

7) let the mysterious energies of "gay", "furry", "commie", and the ancient forests consume your essence briefly

8) let out an AWOOO!!!!

Congrats you did an awoo!

Bonus: What happened to step 2?

hmmm, I can provide an illustrated guide for future reference; but for now: 

hmmm, I can provide an illustrated guide for future reference; but for now: 

@support @wobblewuffess Step 2 is behind the Wall o' Fnord. You're not cleared for that, citizen.

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