https://www.boringcompany.com/flamethrower i hate that this is real
@typhlosion "Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)"
@typhlosion at least the marketing person set to create the web copy knows that it's the dumbest thing ever
@typhlosion It doesn't even throw the flame like one would expect from something called a flamethrower.
It's an expensive way to light paraffin candles from the far the end the table.
@typhlosion Elon Musk is like, really bad at this joking thing.
"Haha it'd be funny if we sold flamethrowers and sent cars to space!"
"Haha yeah"
"Did it."
"WHAT"
@Nurbs he is not mature enough for his assets and it's terrifying
@typhlosion WHAT IN THE FRIGGITY FRICK?!?!?!?!?
fhjskdgfkj (birdsite screenshot) https://awoo.space/media/VlfiPdE3BsXZvhgIp-4