@typhlosion "Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)"

@typhlosion at least the marketing person set to create the web copy knows that it's the dumbest thing ever

@typhlosion It doesn't even throw the flame like one would expect from something called a flamethrower.

It's an expensive way to light paraffin candles from the far the end the table.

@typhlosion Elon Musk is like, really bad at this joking thing.

"Haha it'd be funny if we sold flamethrowers and sent cars to space!"
"Haha yeah"
"Did it."
"WHAT"

@Nurbs he is not mature enough for his assets and it's terrifying

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